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[ao3feed-bbcghosts]

via AO3 works tagged ‘Ghosts (TV 2019)’

[ktsphere]

“It’s true,” said Julian. “You lot couldn’t lie to save your lives.”

The Captain took personal offence at that statement. So, apparently, did Pat. “Oh give over,” he said. “Like you can do better.”

———-

The ghosts decide to figure out which one of them is the best liar. Competitively.

[natequarter]

yes, yes, the captain is a wonderfully written and sensitive depiction of a gay man from the past. enough about that. more about the real icon, george button, a gay man who arranged (regular?) threesomes with his servants, and, when he was caught, shoved his wife out a window, which was presumably a relief for both of them. he has flair. he has panache. he has manwiches. who is doing it like him?

[faggot-friday]

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

[faggot-friday]

i may be stupid

[faggot-friday]

you shut your whore mouth

[faggot-friday]

i won’t hesitate bitch

[todays-xkcd]

When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper’s bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / “I got a bad deal / I’m maaaaad”

My Favorite Things [Explained]

[theshadowsooc]

[mac-mcdonald]

quite literally the funniest tweet I've ever seen

[ourflagmeansbts]

Source (Season 1 - April 2022)

[peacevine]

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[alatar-and-pallando]

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

[fetus-cakes]

“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

“we’re sending in the least threatening among us”

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

the transition from “WE’re sending in the least threatening among us, in a fluffy cardigan” to I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan"

sure is something

[ered]

let's draw a horse

vote for length

leg

leg

leg

leg

neck

tail

snout

back

[ered]

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

[ered]

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

[ered]

Good job, everyone!

[natequarter]

imagine sleeping around all your adult life and then dying and waking up as a ghost in a house full of centuries-dead people who have been sexually repressed and single for about as long. and they're all called things like dick hard and master bates. because that's what happened to julian fawcett

Anonymous asked:

How much time do you spend on Tumblr everyday?

unpretty answered:

come back with a warrant

[afloweroutofstone]

LMAO Elon is now charging people to read posts. There’s posts everywhere buddy, the average post has a negative monetary value

[oligetcetera]

forcing people to consume less twitter is basically a humanitarian act. ~e13 more decisions like this and he makes up for helping start openai

[memecucker]

This is even funnier when you realize a lot of spam bots do get verified

[strawberisapphic]

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

[gabrielandworms]

Oh, so twitter is DEAD dead

[thatdogmagic]

By intention, no less.

per the Emerald Boyking (whose picture I have thoughtfully cut in half, you are welcome)

[bubobubosibericus]

[elodieunderglass]

I don’t LIKE this happening but it is amazing HOW it is

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[biglawbear]

Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job.

I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the most satisfying decisions I’ve ever made.

[mikesmoustache]

Part 3:

[invaderxan]

Please pay attention to all the manipulation tactics this boss uses, because they’re pulling out every trick in the book.

• “I’m not your boss, I’m your friend”
• “Other people will be hurt by this and it’s your fault and I’m going to tell them all that”
• Mocking language
• Jobs are important too
• “Be a team player”
• “We’re your family too”
• Talking as if this is a thing you must do
• “We all make sacrifices”
• Undermining your authority
• “You caused all of this, really”
• Accusing you of being “unprofessional”
• “Look at the money you cost us”
• “Just laugh it off and come back to work”

This is like a 101 course in how employers use guilt trips to coerce you into putting up with their bullshit. This is precisely why you should never trust those employers who insist that they’re “like a family.” They are not. It’s just a ruse so that your boss can neg you into putting your job ahead of your actual life.